Formal Apology to the Proletariat Listeners
Recently, the Director of Radio Krasnaya had an enormous guilt attack. In order to remedy this situation, he consulted some doctors of Blogological Science. Reportedly, the problems stemmed for the director’s posting habits. The main causes were that the blogs were simply too long, and as a result, time was rarely allocated to make further posts. The previous sizable posts took hours to compile. Due to the operating environment of Radio Krasnaya being in the country of Russia, it was naturally near impossible to allocate such a large amount of time to one task.
One of the specialists also mentioned that part of the reason why the Director was suffering, is because the Proles too were suffering. Without information, they were loosing faith in Radio Krasnaya and thus, were changing their own “listening” habits. Therefore, it was only natural that a new system be developed, whereby, the following issues would be addressed:
· Shorter Broadcasts would mean an increase in Broadcasts on Radio Krasnaya.
· Higher frequency of Broadcasts would mean Broadcasts are Up-To-Date.
· Higher Quantity of Broadcasts would offer greater opportunities for Proletariat comments to be added.
This new Broadcast Guidelines take effect immediately. The Director of Radio Krasnaya would to formally apologize to the loyal listeners who anxiously await each new broadcast with eager and sometimes unequivocal anticipation.
“There is no excuse we can give to justify out betrayal. There is only our loyal promise that events of this type will no longer eventuate or perpetuate within our organization. With this, we hope that the loyal listeners will have renewed faith, and the listeners who have since left will eventually return…”
The State says: “Without the Proles, there would be nothing left to control.”
Radio Krasnaya says: “Without the Proles, there would be no one left to save from the State.”
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mr matvei bellevsky,
the proletariat accept the director's apology. their faith is renewed and they look for to regular broadcasts, henceforth free of signal delays and static.
any further instances of studio faults, however, will irreparably damage the reputation of the director, affecting krasnaya's ratings to the point where the decision will be made to close the station down for the good of the city.
the proletariat can be very unforgiving. yet they can also demonstrate mercy. they do not look kindly upon repeat offenders. take this as a friendly yet pointed warning.
signed,
sara k bellevsky
representative of the people
I'm glad the Proletariat has accepted our apology. We anticipate the responses to our new broadcast scheme and content to be quite positive. You will no doubt have noticed that over the last week, at least one new post has been added each day. And you will also noticed that the number of pictures has also increased as well as the quality of these pictures.
We hope this is to everyones liking.
I strongly urge all to spread the word of the reborn Radio Krasnaya. We have spread our wings, and hope that you will grab our feathers and come along for the ride.
Tell your friends and family. Spare none.
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